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Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Shes got a face like a dug lickin p*sh aff a nettle
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe
She's got a face that could make an onion cry
I wouldn't ride her into battle
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
I wouldny do her with a rusty pole
Mair chins than a chinese phone book
Face like a melted welly
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like sh*ggin a pail of water
It's like sh*ggin the sleeve aff a wizards cloak
She's killed more c*cks than a fowl butcher
F*nny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Ar*e like a bag a washing
Your face could get a job haunting houses
I wouldn't ride her if I had a bag of spare d1cks
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
The wheels turning but the hamsters died
She has been c*cked more times than Davy Crocket's Musket
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a f*nny like a badly packed kebab
Your ma's goat a d1ck and yer da's jealous

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